Shirt Problems question mark

So, today was like any other Sunday, you know play computer, watch the TV while finding random crap on my shirt, eating veggie dogs for dinnerand doing the rest of my homework in english. Yep, just another crazy lazy day for Jonathan Paul Bauche. But wait! It doesn't end there... well it did after eating my veggie dogand when I shut off the TV, but I mean the unidentified stickie crap.. it just came back...you could say it is my topic. While watching TV, I touched myself, not there, on my shoulder youjerk off or... pervert, and to my suprise, I found white creamy shirt on my shirt. Some of you will say "but Jon I thought you said you weren't touching yourself." and I would say I wasn't but I did havea bowel of yogurt beside me which I ate before hand, so my conclusion of the white crap is that it is yogurt. So, like any other clean individual, I change my shirt and continue to watch TV. *OFF TOPIC* By the way I was watching Back to the Future II on VHS because I missed the end on TV last night due to my sleepiness. *TOPIC ON* After supper, I start to chat on MSN and what do I find on my shirt that isn't white and creamie? Yes, something that is stickie and brown!... like dried up glue. So, instead of taking my normal route of changing my shirt, I write a blog about it! Anyways this stuff is still sickie I better go change..... I also hate my computer, but that is another bloggerific story of mine to tell.

Peace out